Pool Party!!!

It's a 147 degrees outside and you decide on staying in today because your still too tired from last night and it's not even safe to be outside in that kinda weather. Then your roomate runs into the room wearing an onsomble consisting of multi-colored swim trunks, undersized arm-floaties, party beads, sunglasses, a snap-back, no shirt and flip flops. At first you give him a confused look then he shouts, "POOL PARTY!!!" and at that very moment your day/life becomes destined for success. You rush to get ready while your roomates and other friends jump around pregaming to "Shots!" by LMFAO and Lil' Jon. After about 30 minutes of collecting and notifying people of the maddness that is about to occur your convienient big orange bus (tempe's best&most affordable taxi cab service) arrives to ship you to the facebook event "Jamie's Fuckin Birthday Rager Pool Party Hosted by DJ Circle of 101.1 JamZ". On the way there you openly ask the 15 people in the cab "So, who knows Jamie?" Everybody waits a moment and burst out in laughter and you realize nobody knows Jamie and as you arrive you can tell it doesn't even matter. You had attended birthday pool parties at friends houses and the local rec center growing up but the images unfolding infront of your very eyes had never been imagined by your innocent little mind. As you look around you realize stuff like this is why you chose ASU and it doesn't even matter that it's hotter then a blow dryer in a sauna. There are beautiful women dancing and holding red cups everywhere you look and a kid hanging upside down from the rim of the basketball hoop mounted on the side of the pool. Life couldn't get any better. After partying your ass off and working up quite the appitite you see the pizza man dropping off what looks like enough pizza to feed the entire football team and you dash over to grab a few slices before they're all gone. You get your pizza fix and notice you've darkened about 5 shades since you arrived at the party. At that point you know unfortunately...it's time to go back home and get some rest before you go out again that night.

Advice: Take as many pictures with your friends and random people as possible. After a while all the partying starts to blend together and it becomes hard to differentiate the all of the events you attend. Also, nomatter what time the facebook event says the party doesn't actually start til 2:30-3pm (anybody who partys hard enough won't be able to get up and get to the pool by noon or 1pm. Fact.)